I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
This baby is an asshole
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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