this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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