Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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