Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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