I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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