I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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