i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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