im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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