protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
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Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
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Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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