i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
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I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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