he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
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I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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