talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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