I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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