He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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