dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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