her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
it glows. i had to have it.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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