They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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