If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Randomize
