just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
