on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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