It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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