I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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