There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
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how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
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Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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