Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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