your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
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Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
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He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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