eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
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did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
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I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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