I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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