I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
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The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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