when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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