Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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