I hate your face
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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