And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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