the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
another moral hangover. fuck.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Your dad touched me again.
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dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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