the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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