dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I have post one night stand depression
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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