im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
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doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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