how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
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Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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