Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
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Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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