she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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