Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
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i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
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No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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