it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
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I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
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Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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