i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
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i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
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we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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