Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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