Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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