Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
