Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
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I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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