I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I just had sex on a roof
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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