Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
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