How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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