Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Randomize
