real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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