I CAN MOONWALK!
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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