if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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