Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
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I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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