bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Terrible idea I love it
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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